reichenbackdatassup:

hopetimelord:

lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:

I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve

and space ships.

and every food is healthy

and time machines

and other future stuff

I should’ve been born on the Enterprise

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him